Uber on the way, my phones charging, I know I didn’t put on this dress for nothing. Here’s hoping this date is worth my time and make-up. I mean I don’t put on make-up for just anything anymore. Hello boy, I feel that if I have actually made an effort to get out of my warm bed and brushed my hair you best have one hell of a personality and look like you got dressed by a stylist or I’m going to be upset for the next week that I wasted my new Mac eye shadow on your boring ass.
Scene 1: The build up
The weeks running up to my 30th were not entirely pretty. I did not want to celebrate my birthday, period. I was about in denial about my birthday as Jay-Z and Beyonce about us knowing the twins names. No plans were being made other than my best friend flying in to spend the weekend with me.
Dating is a form of courtship consisting of social activities done by two people with the aim of each assessing the others suitability as a partner in an intimate relationship or as a spouse. While the term has several meanings it usually refers to the act of meeting and engaging in some mutually agreed upon social activity in public, together as a couple.Read More
Why are you still single? – The most frequently asked but most annoying ‘”I don’t really have answer to shut this person up” question ever to be formulated. And I hate answering it. Look I can’t speak for every single lady but I’m pretty sure we have similar dating experiences. I definitely know why I’m still single. Dating in 2017 is savagery. Absolute debauchery. This is my story…Read More
underdog ˈʌndədɒɡ/ – nouns
